Talk about an invasion of privacy. Apparently, this holier-than-thou group of lawmakers has deemed women unfit to make a decision that will impact every single aspect of their lives. Noooo, we need the dogmatic legislators of morality to tell us what is best for us. “There there little lady, why aren’t you a pretty little thing, let me pressure you into carrying that fertilized egg to term so I can abandon both of you once you have given birth to a child no-one wants. You won’t be entitled to education, health, or any government sponsored assistance because we’re cutting back on all those “Socialist” programs. But by golly, you must bring that fetus to term so that it and you can suffer needlessly for the rest of time.”

Even better in this new law, if the doctor performing the ultrasound notices that the fetus has a severe disability, he doesn’t have to tell you about the birth defect; so your informed decision might not be! It’s totally his decision, his sense of morality and religious convictions, that will determine whether or not to inform you about the health of the fetus in your womb. So much for the Hippocratic oath! Disinformation, or worse, omission is a far cry from “first, do no harm.”

Preaching to women about the sanctity of life – when you abandon that very same life as soon as it actually arrives on the scene is the very essence of hypocrisy. If every life were truly precious, OK lawmakers would ensure that the lives already living and breathing were fed, clothed, educated and insured. Strong-arming a woman into birthing a child she cannot properly take care of – and the state refuses to support – is a moral crime far worse than abortion. It is sentencing two lives to a miserable hell on earth. Shame on you OK. This isn’t about religion. It’s about power. And once again, women have been bamboozled into thinking that limiting a right to choose is about protecting unborn children. It’s not. If the law were about protecting the unborn, then every legislator who voted for this would also have voted to properly fund the teaching of effective birth control methods which would do far more to prevent abortions than this over-reaching law. Nay, nay, my fellow females, this law is purely about limiting women’s power to make their own choices about their own lives.

Women of America, if you’re not wise enough to be insulted by a law that deems you incapable of making your own decisions, then perhaps you deserve to have your rights trampled upon. “There there little lady.”

Where I grew up in North Carolina, cornhole meant only one thing; it meant whomever got cornholed would have trouble sitting for a few days.

I picked up the paper this morning and saw a half-page article on the sport of cornholing and simply shuddered to think about those poor children that were pictured playing the game.

So I went to Wikipedia to find out more. Here are two of the game’s popular terms:

Dirty bag:
A bag that is on the ground or is hanging off the board touching the ground.[4]

Hooker:
A bag hitting the board and hooking or curving around a blocker and going in the hole.[3]

Now really, those two descriptions of play action don’t bring to mind an innocent bean bag toss, do they? This is clearly a game for adults. Children should not be allowed to even watch cornholing – let alone play with the equipment. Get those kids some BEAN BAGS for heaven’s sake.

I’m just saying…